"You dont get another revive you are a lost cause"
"I’m saving my efforts for people who won’t die instantly"
"You know, like, the rest of the party"
Gabe, the white mage. “Don’t fucking shout at me to heal you mother fucker now you dont get shit”
"Hey asshole your DPS is supposed to be aimed at the enemy, not yourself"
"I literally cannot heal you anymore because I spent all my mana healing your dumb ass while you sat around and got stabbed like an asshole"
As fun as they are, the only real options that I have every time I see “what fantasy class am I?” post are
- A druid
- A rogue
And the hidden unlockable third class,
- A surly white mage
An ageless trickster sleep deity literally just stole your virginity and says he’s going to ravish you every time you fall asleep, and your biggest concern is that people are fucking in the same room you’re in
Sonic the hedgehog fancharacters with incredibly cartoonish bodies fucking. I want to die.
I feel like I should go to jail just for reading some of these things jesus christ
Who thinks it’s a good idea to start sucking someone’s dick by surprise while they’re trying to wire and screw in a heavy light fixture
I hope you like getting a ceiling fan dropped the fuck on your head, you idiot
Small miniature people taking inhumanly large cocks will never be sexy because everything looks fucking ridiculous